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Are oysters actually nice? [Read More]
Your eyes are probably pretty square by now. [Read More]
"He is an asteroid of awfulness that has fallen on this world. I think that he is a danger and I think that he is... [Read More]
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What's your type? [Read More]
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"It's time for America to slide down the Bannon-ster." [Read More]
And yes, it's everything you'd hope for. [Read More]
I will do anything to protect this tall child. Warning: contains spoilers. [Read More]
It will all work out in the end, I promise. [Read More]
Still waiting for that Dr. Acula movie tbh. [Read More]
Or, how one eight-episode Netflix show ruined us all. Warning: contains spoilers. [Read More]
As if. [Read More]
Book your trip...before everyone else does. [Read More]
What would you do if you thought you had 15 minutes to live? [Read More]
"I pray for a future where there is complete equality across the globe, also free shipping." [Read More]
How's that sperm count? [Read More]
Start writing your vows... [Read More]
Some things you gotta learn the hard way. [Read More]