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Andy Borowitz jokes that Donald Trump requested his remark about "shithole countries" be added to the poem at the base of the Statue of Liberty. [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes that Donald Trump has warned Americans that, if elected President, Oprah Winfrey would make everyone join her book club. [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes that President Donald Trump seeks to shore up his intellectual bona fides. [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes that White House staffers, including Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders, had to act out Michael Wolff's book "Fire and... [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes that, following a war of words between Donald Trump and his former adviser Steve Bannon, Trump has disposed of a gift from... [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes about a desperate bid by Cabinet members to disconnect President Trump's nuclear button. [Read More]
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Andy Borowitz jokes that House Speaker Paul Ryan will retire once he has completely ruined life in the United States. [Read More]
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