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"Baby mine, don't you cry." — Me, singing along while FULLY crying. [Read More]
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Excelsior, always Excelsior. [Read More]
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Luke Skywalker after defeating Darth Sidious, probably. [Read More]
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From orgasms to Tom Hanks, this list has something for everyone. [Read More]
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"Remember that you are butt dust..." [Read More]
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Some (mind-blowing) spoilers ahead! [Read More]
I love you. Also, I ate all of your leftovers, sorry. [Read More]
"I mean it, I'm okay (Trust me)." [Read More]
"I don't think I'd know how else to write them but as a loving couple." [Read More]
"Involuntary thigh clenching." [Read More]
A lady. A look. A lifestyle. [Read More]
"I never felt cool at any point playing that character." [Read More]
Turns out my kryptonite is weird AF Instagram videos. [Read More]
"John discovered the husband was watching. That was called 'kinky' in those days." [Read More]
"I was booted from the Magic Kingdom!" [Read More]
"I used to think the phrase 'drinking and driving' referred to ALL beverages." [Read More]
"Like...I can't even imagine you as a sexual being anymore." [Read More]
It's officially Halloween Foreplay month, ya'll! [Read More]
"For chemists alcohol isn't a problem, it's a solution." [Read More]
Do YOU feel God in this Chili's tonight? [Read More]
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