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I'd like to thank the Academy for this list of movies... [Read More]
"I genuinely owe her my life." [Read More]
Blink and you'll miss 'em! [Read More]
This glow-up IS more than I bargained for. [Read More]
I love you. Also, I ate all of your leftovers, sorry. [Read More]
"I mean it, I'm okay (Trust me)." [Read More]
"I don't think I'd know how else to write them but as a loving couple." [Read More]
"Involuntary thigh clenching." [Read More]
A lady. A look. A lifestyle. [Read More]
"I never felt cool at any point playing that character." [Read More]
Turns out my kryptonite is weird AF Instagram videos. [Read More]
"John discovered the husband was watching. That was called 'kinky' in those days." [Read More]
"I was booted from the Magic Kingdom!" [Read More]
"I used to think the phrase 'drinking and driving' referred to ALL beverages." [Read More]
"Like...I can't even imagine you as a sexual being anymore." [Read More]
It's officially Halloween Foreplay month, ya'll! [Read More]
"For chemists alcohol isn't a problem, it's a solution." [Read More]
Do YOU feel God in this Chili's tonight? [Read More]
HUG ME, DAD-TO-BE! [Read More]
"Excuse me, I'd love to see what you look like under your clothes." [Read More]