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Donald Trump, the president of the United States Of America, is definitely one of those idiots who goes around saying, "my life is like a... [Read More]
And so draws to a close another year that we—all of us, willingly or not—spent online. If 2016 was a year defined by hating the... [Read More]
In the past few weeks Kanye West has set out on something like an image rehabilitation tour. Step one was to apologize (kinda, mostly, sort... [Read More]
Last week the rapper and national treasure 2 Chainz wed his longtime partner Kesha Ward at the Versace Mansion in Miami. By all appearances it... [Read More]
Did we need wet unboxing videos? No. Did anyone ask for wet unboxing videos? No. Should there even be wet unboxing videos? Again, no. Is... [Read More]
A thirst trap, in internet parlance, is a "sexy" photo of oneself (generally in a state of semi-undress), posted to social media in the hopes... [Read More]
One of the many things that makes our president so strong, so powerful, so wonderful is the 20-piece Chicken McNugget meal that resides in the... [Read More]
Today is, canonically speaking, boy wizard Harry Potter's birthday. He is 38, it seems. (Not coincidentally, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is 53 today.) As... [Read More]
Pictured above is Romeo. Romeo is a Sehuencas water frog. He is also a big-time loser who can't get laid. [Read More]
As far as Trump-era government agencies go, the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission has a few things going for it. It seems to be... [Read More]
Actor Josh Brolin, 50, has peed his pants. [Read More]
In his 17th century book Go Rin No Sho ("The Book of Five Rings") famed Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi writes of his preferred one-handed katana-wielding... [Read More]
In a memorable early scene from The Dark Knight, Gotham gangster Gambol (played by Michael Jai White) is enjoying a nice game of billiards when... [Read More]
There's a fun oral history of modern comedy classic Step Brothers over at The Ringer today, and in the piece director Adam McKay reveals that... [Read More]
In 2003 the wheels had already begun to rattle off of Ben Affleck's career (for the first time, anyway.) By mid-summer, thanks to a series... [Read More]
Many of us have long assumed that our deaths would come at the hands of vengeful robots, mad because some of us advocated beating them... [Read More]
It's 3 p.m.! Let The A.V. Club briefly make use of the waning hours of your productivity with some pop culture ephemera pulled from the... [Read More]
The Weather Channel, it would seem, has received a bunch of money and decided to spend it on creating a cyberpunk-style postmodern augmented reality nightmare... [Read More]
One of the internet's most organized, hyper-specific, extremely-online fanbases is that of Zack Snyder and Warner Brothers' critically reviled DC Extended Universe. While most people have... [Read More]
The saying goes that an infinite number of monkeys working at an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time will eventually produce... [Read More]