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Remember System of a Down? Also, what do you all think about renaming this Ennui Bag? Let's discuss in the comments. [Read More]
Chuck Grassley made the announcement on Monday evening: the Senate Judiciary Committee, of which he is the chair, would hear testimony from Brett Kavanaugh and... [Read More]
Cynthia Nixon built a campaign in part on how badly the subway sucks, which is why there was something almost satisfying about the 2 train... [Read More]
Buried in the index—and largely ignored by the many breathless reviews of Bob Woodward's Fear: Trump in the White House—are perhaps the six most important... [Read More]
At 5'11" and 183 pounds, Los Angeles Rams cornerback Troy Hill is a small man compared to his teammates and other players in the NFL.... [Read More]
Donald Trump Jr., no longer a book boy, has tried his hand at blogging. In a guest column for the Montana Standard about Montana's Democratic... [Read More]
What is it like to go to a football game? Does it hurt? Are you sure? We had no idea until August 30, 2018, when... [Read More]
Ten seconds? Three seconds? Until a banshee appears from the darkness and pulls you into the void, screaming the entire way down? Only one way... [Read More]
The office of First Lady Melania Trump has released a statement on the anonymous Trump official op-ed published on Wednesday by the New York Times,... [Read More]
This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America's most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football and fashion, two sports that have far more in... [Read More]
The steady erosion of abortion rights in the United States has been nothing if not subtle; through the last decade, a certain kind of restraint... [Read More]
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel's Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions. [Read More]
It is stressful to be alive. Rent is expensive. The subway is down. The anthropocene. Help there is a bug. Why not try to take... [Read More]
People are tweeting, this week and always. Poorly considered takes, myopic loyalties, slow drips of neurosis, and things we should conceal from others but instead, indulging... [Read More]
On Thanksgiving we join together with family and friends and wait for the turkey to gestate. That is what we do. "When will the turkey... [Read More]
Remember shameless grifter and former Environmental Protection Agency head Scott Pruitt's $43,000 phone booth, which he argued was "necessary for me to be able to... [Read More]
Melania Trump seems to be very much alone in her position. ... [Read More]
A nursing mother who fled death threats from her brother-in-law in El Salvador is suing the Trump administration to reunite her with her 11-month old... [Read More]
Why just feel like you're living under the hellish whims of Donald Trump when you can literally live under him? [Read More]
Despite allegations that he physically and emotionally abused an ex-girlfriend, Minnesota Representative Keith Ellison won Tuesday's Democratic primary for attorney general, a position he is... [Read More]