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"One thing you can say for Pee Wee. At least he wasn't talking during the movie!" [Read More]
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"It is enough to make one curse their own Species, for possessing so little virtue and patriotism." [Read More]
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"After three days it was like I woke up from a five-year flu." [Read More]
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"The nature of the internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from anywhere." [Read More]
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"Some people come in your life as blessings. Some come in your life as lessons." [Read More]
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"If that's sexual harassment then I'm guilty. But it's not." [Read More]
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"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." [Read More]
"I don't want my life to be defined by what is etched on a tombstone. I want it to be defined by what is etched... [Read More]
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"I avoid dating websites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don't want to go out with a weirdo." [Read More]
"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.... [Read More]
"You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever." [Read More]
"Every day I share the Gospel, but every now and then I use words." [Read More]
"A person really doesn't become whole until he becomes a part of something that's bigger than himself." [Read More]
"Someone once asked, "What's your best pick-up line?" I said, "My best pick-up line is, "Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner." [Read More]
"Do you like having a good time? Then you need a good watch!" [Read More]
"Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal, too. I want to bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today's establishment." [Read More]
When I was a kid growing up in Oak Park, we played a lot of sandlot football. We played full-contact tackle football. At times some... [Read More]
"It's all about totality!" [Read More]
"On Cable television they have Weather Channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a... [Read More]
"And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time" [Read More]
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