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Republicans care about pre-existing conditions! (They don't.) Everything's fine! (It's not.) [Read More]
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Trump calls Stormy Daniels 'horseface' — Melania, we have a Be Best emergency... [Read More]
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To First Lady Melania Trump: I am writing to inform you that your husband, President Donald Trump, just sent out a tweet referring to... [Read More]
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"At what point did you decide that I was unworthy of basic human respect?" That quote gutted me. It was spoken by a 27-year-old... [Read More]
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FLEECE ME! It's fall, darn it, and now that temperatures in and around Chicago are finally dropping to autumnally appropriate levels, I'm ready to... [Read More]
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They're scared, the Republicans. They look like they're celebrating, but don't believe it for a minute. There's fear in that glee. Fear in the... [Read More]
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I am OUTRAGED! My company — Tronc (gesundheit) — has bafflingly decided it will no longer be known as Tronc (TRONC!), and will instead... [Read More]
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It had been a while since I last descended the moldy spiral staircase to my Reader Fan Mail Dungeon. As you might imagine, things... [Read More]
We all knew this was going to get worse. [Read More]
We all knew this was going to get worse. From the moment Christine Blasey Ford's sexual assault allegation against supreme court nominee Brett Kavanaugh... [Read More]
If there's one person in America who should want a full, detailed investigation of the sexual assault claim against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, it's... [Read More]
Three minutes. Those words kept popping into my head as I read about the death of Frank Caputo, a road construction worker hit and... [Read More]
Eleven years seems like a long time to mourn a college mascot. If we're being honest, I think the mascot would've wanted you to... [Read More]
Book highlights Trump's pre-presidential Twitter insanity in fight with comedy writer... [Read More]
Bob Woodward and Danny Zuker have substantively different backgrounds. Woodward is one of the most high-profile and respected investigative journalists in the country. Zuker... [Read More]
Burn your Nike shoes. Burn every one. Cut the Nike swoosh out of your shirts and socks and sweat-wicking T-shirts. Let those holes tell... [Read More]
I wanted to avoid putting these words in print: J.B. Pritzker is just a very wealthy chicken who has the money to afford a strikingly... [Read More]
Donald Trump, America's greatest-ever Republican president, gave a speech last night in Montana and wisely pointed out that, one day, his speeches will be remembered... [Read More]
Burn the sneakers. Burn the clothes. Burn the whole darn wardrobe. Don't you dare question whether you might be the one who's wrong. [Read More]
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